Monday, March 9, 2009

Dream List

Now, I ask myself...what would I do if I had 100 million dollars in the bank and could do anything I want?

Warning: Doing this exercise will bring out whats really inside you...lol...

1. Start my own companies, in different areas, do new inventions, be named in Forbes 400 richest people in the world, and the most powerful people in the world

2. Travel round the world....thailand, china, usa, fiji, tonga, spain....go to a different place every month...just with my backpack, n explore with or without knowing anyone...

3. Lie on the beach with sunglasses on with a big chick beside me and me saying 'screw the world'

4. Start up my charity organization and pump cash into revolutionizing the way our Nigerian youths think

5. Have a harem of big beautiful women..and have orgies (This is only if theres no God and I am single and no one gets hurt...lol..which is why its a fantasy)

6. Marry my ideal woman, have kids, including things, do crazy stuff together...including wild amazing sex (yes, I know I think about it all the time...)

7. Skydive maybe....mountain climbing, skiiing, snowboarding...

8. Learn as many languages as I can, and get my black belt in aikido...lol..

9. Support the work of God by giving to my church and wherever he directs me to

10. Make a massive contribution to my field (Software Development)...

11. Support my wife's dreams, to the max..

12. Give a speech to the united nations and get a standing ovation...

*sigh
Let me stop there. Guys, the way things are going, you might see me ending up marrying one oyibo big chick oo...some of em are veryyyy nice....but seems the binding spell I put on my anaconda is working too well, except of course when I am at work...men God, well when you were giving out s-drives, you gave your son a triple portion...
God...wheres my ideal woman....the one who will be able to match me in EVERY way? The one who wont run and report me to 'Aunt Agathas' column in the Nigerian independent newspaper as wanting to kill her with kokomycin overdose?
The one who I will love n respect n she will do the same back, and we meet each others needs, and both of us will come first?
Hey...maybe I have her right now and I aint seeing it..
Jah dey anyways...
Cheers guys!

I tag.....everyone who comes to this page....trust me..this exercise can change your life....it has mine...lol

5 comments:

Afrobabe said...

If I had a million dollars...I would build Afro Garden city in naija and move back home sharpish...get my self a house help,gardener,security,biggest gen ever......

Darn now I have to wake up...
As for big oyibo girls...u are on ur own oh..If they shoot you we will not show!!!

African Weight Loss Diva said...

iF I had a million dollars, i would first remove the one for my masters...hehehe, then i would start up my manufacturing company.....

lol@afroabe, thank God i am very dark oh, make i no come there them come kidnap me!

wavemasta said...

Afrobabe, see, they cannot shoot me, this isn't yankee..han han...so u wont show..now I know how u care abt me....lol...
@American weight loss....you know I don't do skinny, so what u doin here? lol...don't mind me, just teasin ya..

Bemgba Nyakuma said...

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Dude do you realise that this is the message that comes up when anyone opens ur blog now. I suggest you censor some of the lurid details in the content. Anyways if I had a Million dollars, I would buy my father the Range Rover Sports, that I absolutely beleive that he deserves, and the settle my brothers, the rest I will use to marry and have some lovely kids raised in Europe and play XBox 360 for the re....st.. till xbox 720 comes out...hehe

wavemasta said...

@bembga....seriously ke? Haba!Google!